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Post by snailo on Oct 3, 2005 23:17:21 GMT -5
Hey. There has been so many funny moments on this forum that I have decided to start a Quotes Thread where we dig up past memories and post funny quotes on this forum!!!
Here's one for starters:
Bradley had NO idea what was going on But why a patronium? Bradley thought...
Still finding up more funny ones - I know they're somewhere, I just can't find 'em.......*scurries off to find more*
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Post by .:Urine Love:. on Oct 3, 2005 23:20:10 GMT -5
Brent and I agree that "Food Art" is probably the best thread on his site by far...
there was one I was trying to find early, it was something like, "Bradley raped Bridget's foot." I think she meant wraped..
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Post by snailo on Oct 3, 2005 23:22:03 GMT -5
LOL hehe 'raped Bridget's foot' locate it!! i wanna read the thread - the patronus one was rather funny though - i was like what the -  |
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Post by .:Urine Love:. on Oct 3, 2005 23:28:20 GMT -5
[Darius in food art]
I'll make a note about that," Darius said curtly. "What is her last name and house? Oh, never mind, I can tell by her robes that she's in slytherin." Darius stepped closer to her for a better look. To Darius she looked extremley powerful and confident, even when unconcious. Darius made a scribble on his paper, as if making notes. It looked like heart.
[Bradley.... of course]
Oh I know it!" Bradley faced Darius and smiled. "Just put Primrose the Jackass B*tch!"
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Post by .:Urine Love:. on Oct 3, 2005 23:28:59 GMT -5
Bridget over a PM to Primrose:
"Are you a b!tch in real life?"
Primrose:
"Yes, now go away."
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Post by .:Urine Love:. on Oct 3, 2005 23:34:30 GMT -5
[In the hospital wing... Bradley must have hurt Darius....]
Bradley sighed. He ran his fingers through his hair nervously. "Err... umm.. aa.... Well Ginny and me just happened so fast..." Bradley stopped and looked down at his shoes. He lowered his voice to avoided the ease dropping twit. "I just don't know.."
Darius couldn't hear their conversation any longer as their voices dropped, but he had a very good feeling what the topic was. Darius then stood up and walked out the door with his thoughts confirmed.
"Where you going Dairy Boy!" Bradley jumped up and glared at Darius. He then had a shocking thought. "IT'S JUST A THOUGHT! i like Ginny! she's nice.... i just don't know..." Bradley trailed off and then yelled "IF YOU TELL HER I'LL SEND YOU TO THE HOSPITAL WING AGAIN!"
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Post by .:Urine Love:. on Oct 3, 2005 23:39:25 GMT -5
[Darius drunk]
"You know something?" Darius said forcefully, his eyes shot. "I don't like either one of you. But one of you is pretty." Darius stood up and smiled at Bradley. "You!"
[that was probably the best thread ever! Bradley almost kills Darius and then Darius almost kills Bradley and there is some wicked fresh fight scenes and Darius admits his true feelings of love to Bradley! good times... *wink*]
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Post by .:Urine Love:. on Oct 3, 2005 23:43:50 GMT -5
[Darius, the master mind behind everything!]
If Darius had been a girl he would've cried. But since he was a man, he punched the mirror and hurt his knuckles.
[the greatest characters EVER does to Darius, Faye and... Bradley! Bradley was the a great character... sad he had to die...]
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Post by dairywizard on Oct 4, 2005 0:27:48 GMT -5
yes, yes, I am a master of comedy.
Note: Alex, let's just leave the boy's dormitory quotes out of this. Ebin is too vulgar.
BRADELY WAS HORRIBLE!
I liked the bit when Bradley and Darius said quotes from "The Office".
Also, "Entering an Old Pug with Character" makes me laugh every time, with all that anal probing talk.
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Post by dairywizard on Oct 4, 2005 0:43:51 GMT -5
From "dragging...", the second topic I was ever involved with.
"Please! I'm a ravenclaw prefect, and if you don't help me I might lose that place! Please, do one of you know the reviving spell?!" Darius said, exasperated.
Holy crap this guy is an idiot! thought Bradley.
((edit: quote raid!))
"My mum likes my haircut," Darius muttered protectively, clapping a hand over his hair.
"Well, I'm Primrose Atherton. Surprised you haven't heard of me actually. Anyways, I came here so late as I was travelling in France for a while, visiting friends and doing all sorts of lovely things. I also was at Beauxbatons for a while, a lovely place. Their castle is SO much lovelier! Not cold and dreary like this one is! So, who are you? Where do YOU come from? Somewhere cold I bet. You are very pale. I got a lovely light tan when I was in St. Barths. Have you ever been there? A tan just makes anyone look so much healthier. And it contrasts so nicely with my hair, don't you think? Plus, then I can where warmer tones. Otherwise I just look gastly. Like a ghost! Though one time when I was approached for modelling, they just couldn't shut up about how 'in' pale skin was! And they also just adored my jaw angle. See here, how it arches up? Yours has quite a nice angle as well. And you have excellent cheekbones, very hollow, but almost...Im sorry to say this but, sunken." Primrose paused for breath, turning her perfectly makeuped eyes onto Darius' face.
((Primrose... she was hilarious. I wish she'd come back on.))
Caesar sneaked around and behind all of them. He jumped and yelled loud and made a very good impresion of a mountain lion...
((this may be the dumbest quote in the world))
As Darius saw Primrose facing a mirror over a large sink, brushing out her clotted hair, two things went through Darius' head.
One was, "She's not a prefect, so I have to kick her out."
The other was, "Would she be impressed if I did a dive into the pool?"
"Hello, Primrose," Darius piped excitably.
Primrose jumped. She was in the middle of showeirng, and that rather creepy Darius kid was about five feet away.
((I swear I didn't know!!))
Primrose noticed the dejected way Darius swam, if that was even possible.
((this made me laugh, at least...))
"If domesticated animals sleep in the Owlery then jump in those flames yourself!"
"I wouldn't count you as Domesticate. You seem more like sewage rat." He (Ebin) fell back lazily onto at couch in back of him and kicked his feet up.
"Yeah," Navra said, crossing her arms angrily, annoyed. "I may hate this wet rag of an animal, but he's worth more than an owl. Man's best friend and sh1t," Navra spat.
Darius decided not to pay attention to the girl's abuse of english and retorted to Ebin instead, even though "sewage rat" was poor grammer, which annoyed Darius.
((a jewel from the Ravenclaw Common Room))
Also, I WISH I COULD FIND Tibby bragging about drinking "takila"...
...oh, and "Skinny Diping".
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Post by snailo on Oct 4, 2005 8:56:35 GMT -5
*brushes away a tear* ahhh the good ole' times. Yeah, where is the skinny dipping one? Anyways, some of the quotes I haven't heard before, but omg that was funny in the prefect's bathroom (Primrose jumped. She was in the middle of showeirng, and that rather creepy Darius kid was about five feet away) there there Brent, of course you didn't know *cough* kidding!! anyways, there should be, just as a joke, a slash thread with darius & ebin...actually no, scrap that idea lmao
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Post by sublime on Oct 6, 2005 22:44:54 GMT -5
[Bradley is back! this makes me so sad...]
Bradley needed a haircut so he asked primrose for advise... shortly after Primrose's mutilation of Bradley's head Bradley commited suicide...
"My mum likes my haircut," Darius muttered protectively, clapping a hand over his hair. But he looked expectantly at Primrose.
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Post by sublime on Oct 6, 2005 22:55:30 GMT -5
Ok Darius this one is for yoooou! At the Three Broomsticks with Tibby... how could be forget tibby?! >.< "and so do you want to go back to the castle, ive got a bunch of taclia in my trunck?" she was too ashamed about it all so she had to tell the truth.
<ooc: i love taclia but i cant spell it! it tastes great in coke.>"Ok, lets go eat taclia... or whatever!" Bradley had no idea what it was.
"K lets go!" tibby said leaveing "but wait........do u want to go skinny dipin or get drunk on tacla(ooc:cant spell)?" tibby questioned.
[now there was a ton of mush-mash ooc posts about nothing... and everyone [Josh, Faye, Darius, myself, Tibby...] posted random crao...]
OOC [Ceasar]: were you trying to say tequila in that post above tibby?
((ooc[Bridget... how could we forget her?! hee hee]: Hey I have something to add MY BIRTHDAY IS ON MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAYA!!))
((ooc: tequila?! Holy nuts. I had no idea what she was talking about!))
ooc: sorry cant spell!
((i know im head girl isnt that strange? well anyways, Darius is head boy! yay!!!!!!!! lol - this is funi, how we're both head girl and boys ANYWAYS, thats not the point. my birthday is this friday!!!!!!! whoooo-hooooo party  with "tequila" lol jks......)) |
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Post by sublime on Oct 6, 2005 23:00:55 GMT -5
Ok... here is another Tibby one:
Tibby walked into the forest and just kept walkin, she didnt care what creatures she met as long as she got away from that jerk Bradley.
let me note that no one responded to that thread...
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Post by dairywizard on Oct 6, 2005 23:49:29 GMT -5
Er... I don't think that I'll ever forget her...but I wish that I could.
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with "tequila" lol jks......))